Sentence paragraphs

Holy fuck, I just tried to read a blog post where every paragraph consisted of one sentence. I really did try: read the first few sentences (paragraphs) while suppressing the urge to slap the author and hit the back button, actually hit the back button, click the forward button again to see if I couldn’t try harder. It was the number one result from a Google search and I somehow gained nothing from the article. Boy do I miss the days before SEO.